

But in doing so, they’ve robbed it of the energy that made the first Surgeon Simulator such a smash. *Surgeon Simulator 2 may or may not contain assless chaps.īossa Studios have tried to mix things up by giving Surgeon Simulator 2 a story, which sees you roaming the corridors of a ramshackle training hospital. Sure, you might be conducting surgery wearing assless chaps* and a false moustache, thanks to the game’s character customisation option, but there’s an unforgivable lack of variety, especially compared to the original Surgeon Simulator. Surgeon Simulator 2 may mix up the parts you have to swap out but each operation is essentially the same. What’s next? An eye transplant? Dental work? Brain surgery, even? Still, even if your first surgery fails, you’ll jump right back in the saddle, eagerly awaiting the ever-escalating challenges Surgeon Simulator 2 will surely throw at you. Got a patient with a sickly small intestine? You can yank it right out – and as long as you drop a new one in their chest cavity, it’s a win.īut the more you pull, the more blood your patient loses so while you can tear their leg off and slap a new one on, if you don’t use a bone saw, they may bleed to death in the interim. As was the case with the original, you interact with the world by flailing your arm about, though this time round you don’t need to worry about controlling individual fingers. If haven’t cottoned on, Surgeon Simulator 2 is not a serious medical sim. And who needs a bone saw when you’ve got a perfectly good axe just lying around? Cackling like a lunatic is entirely optional, but I can heartily recommend it.
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Yes, you can crack your patient’s ribs with a surgical hammer, but why bother hunting one down when you’ve got an oxygen tank just sitting around? A few whacks in the chest and job’s a good ‘un. The sheer wealth of items available to you is mind-blowing, even if the NHS would frown upon their surgical use. Without a doubt, there’s joy to be had the first time you delve into Surgeon Simulator 2. Surgeon Simulator 2 faithfully captures the spirit of Operation, Milton Bradley’s skill-testing board game: it’s fun with friends but can be teeth-grindingly tedious if you play it alone.
